maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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