Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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