Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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