this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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