Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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