...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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