I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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