he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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