awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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