now i know why i became what i already was.
she smelled like a LAN party
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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