the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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