whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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