Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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