Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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