do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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