Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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