is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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