Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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