As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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