remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
please come you make the beer taste better
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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