scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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