Ambien. No doubt about it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Randomize
