So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We left the knife in your bed.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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