Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's rum buckets o'clock
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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