But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just cropdusted the office
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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