My liver just broke up with me...
it wasn't lemon gatorade
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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