You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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