i just had sex bonerless
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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