he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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