If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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