I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
please come you make the beer taste better
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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