new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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