No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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