wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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