I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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