it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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