I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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