You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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