You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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