He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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