Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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