shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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