There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I wish there were birth control emojis
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
