Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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