In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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