Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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