Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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