im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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