Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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