he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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