We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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