On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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